"Kurama ain’t man enough to outshine me. Wait, what threesome?"
"The art of physical pleasure is one only perfected with practice. I believe I have at least a few years on you in that aspect."
"… Can I choose a cloned Yusuke? If not… M-Maybe Kurama? Would that be weird? That would be weird. AGH. I don’t know…"
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"If it can do that with a sting, imagine what would happen if I smoked it.."
"If your child asks nicely I may even give them the antidote. If not, I’d suggest amputation before the poison reaches the heart."
"Me make Kurama take responsibility? No, no. Had I approved of the relationship, maybe. But you’re a grown ass woman now, right? This burden is on you!"
"In the words of Bill Clinton. ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman.’"
"This better be an innocent question or I’m beating the fuck outta you."
"No. Yusuke I would appreciate it if you kept your children out of my bedroom."
"Whoa! Hold on, kiddo. Those are probably Kurama’s special brownies. They’re for me. Don’t tell your mom about them."
"Well, it wouldn’t really hurt them to try one."
"Stop. I not banging any of my bros. Ever. What the hell is wrong with you all? If you’re trying to get under my skin, it worked. Now you guys better start worrying about your own skin because it’s gonna be badly damaged if you keep pissing me off."
((you probably did XD Yeah, I’m doing a lot better now. Thank you :3))
((I’m not sure which symbol you’re refering to :/))
I wonder…. does he actually use hair gel, or does he just not wash his hair…
"Play nice you two."