The Den of the Silver Fox
"Kurama would outshine you in bed with that threesome."
asked by: Anonymous


"Kurama ain’t man enough to outshine me. Wait, what threesome?"

"The art of physical pleasure is one only perfected with practice. I believe I have at least a few years on you in that aspect."

"If you could have a threesome with Yusuke and one other person who would you choose?"
asked by: Anonymous



"… Can I choose a cloned Yusuke? If not… M-Maybe Kurama? Would that be weird? That would be weird. AGH. I don’t know…"

Ask my character personal questions in honor of TMI Tuesday.


Submitted by: Anonymous

"Dad, one of Kurama's plants stung me. I can't feel my arm, daddy!"
asked by: Anonymous


"If it can do that with a sting, imagine what would happen if I smoked it.."

"If your child asks nicely I may even give them the antidote. If not, I’d suggest amputation before the poison reaches the heart."



They’ll have to choose to press it or not press it. 

Let’s do this.



They’ll have to choose to press it or not press it

Let’s do this.

"You better be a good grandpa to my little fox baby. And make kurama take responsibility."
asked by: Anonymous


"Me make Kurama take responsibility? No, no. Had I approved of the relationship, maybe. But you’re a grown ass woman now, right? This burden is on you!"

"In the words of Bill Clinton. ‘I did not have sexual relations with that woman.’"

"Can I play with uncle Kurama's tail daddy."
asked by: Anonymous


"This better be an innocent question or I’m beating the fuck outta you."

"No. Yusuke I would appreciate it if you kept your children out of my bedroom."

"Daddy, uncle Kurama sent over some brownies. Can I have one, pretty please!"
asked by: Anonymous


"Whoa! Hold on, kiddo. Those are probably Kurama’s special brownies. They’re for me. Don’t tell your mom about them."

"Well, it wouldn’t really hurt them to try one."

"Nonono those anons are completely wrong! It's gotta be Kurama. He looks enough like a girl and he's perfect for you."
asked by: Anonymous


"Stop. I not banging any of my bros. Ever. What the hell is wrong with you all? If you’re trying to get under my skin, it worked. Now you guys better start worrying about your own skin because it’s gonna be badly damaged if you keep pissing me off."

"I mean the one about sneaking up behind you and stroking your hair I think. I sent that about a week ago. But then you seem to be feeling much better now, and I'm glad that you are back."
asked by: Anonymous

((you probably did XD Yeah, I’m doing a lot better now. Thank you :3))

via: kurovixen
source: ajleesrp

Starter Sentences: Movie Edition

    "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
    "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."
    "Go ahead, make my day."
    "Alright, I'm ready for my close-up."
    "May the Force be with you."
    "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
    "Love means never having to say you're sorry."
    "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
    "I think this is the start of a beautiful friendship."
    "Why don't you come up sometime and see me?"
    "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
    "We'll always have Paris."
    "We rob banks."
    "I see dead people."
    "You've got to ask yourself one question; 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, punk?"
    "You had me at 'hello.'"
    "A boy's best friend is his mother."
    "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer."
    "Elementary, my dear Watson."
    "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
    “I am McLovin!”
    "Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape."
    "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You ain't heard nothin' yet!"
    "I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."
    "Hasta la vista, baby."
    "My precious."
    “What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze?"
    "You're my knight in shining armor. Don't you forget it. You're going to get back on that horse, and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight, and away we're gonna go, go, go!"
    "Nobody puts Baby in a corner."
    "Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys/girls. Make your lives extraordinary."
    "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
    "It wasn't brains that got me here, I can assure you of that."
    "You're a disease. And I'm the cure."
    "I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic."
    "You're so ugly, you could be a modern art masterpiece."
    "I want you to hold it between your knees."
    "You can't handle the truth!"
    "Yippee ki yay, motherfucker."
    "You talking to me? You talking to me?"
    "Wake up — time to die."
    "Let's put a smile on that face."
    “I can never have children!”
    "When am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight."
    "There's no place like home."
"Hey um, are you sure you want us to send you a symbol like that? You're ok with that?"
asked by: Anonymous

((I’m not sure which symbol you’re refering to :/))

asked by: yusukexurameshi

I wonder…. does he actually use hair gel, or does he just not wash his hair…

"Now now,"

"Play nice you two."


For every ϟ in my inbox I’ll tell you a random thought my muse has about yours.

(Source: warriorprincesscupcake)